me: hey mom my facebook was recently hacked so if you get any weird posts say idk something about furries just know that it isn’t me
my mom: but ivan these are pictures of you being tied up in a lizard costume
me: nah those guys are really good at photoshop haha
my mom: but thats your room
me: hey mom aren’t you divorced? remember that?
Claudia Cardinale; captured by Pierluigi Praturlon
Richard Burton, Claudia Cardinale and Elizabeth Taylor toast at a party at Vendramin Calergi Palace during the 28th Venice Film Festival, September 1967.
"I’d like to be a fairy princess—a little golden doll with gossamer wings, in a voile dress, adorned with bright, shiny things. I see that as something totally pure and beautiful". - Sharon TatePhoto by © Milton Greene, 1966.
*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*
*page loads and it’s a picture of geraldo rivera standing in front of an empty vault*
hahaha son this bread is huge