January 2011
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bieberxfeverx asked: hey !! justin bieber is calling girls now! .. one every night ! check www.call-justinbieber.com
bieberxfeverx asked: hey !! justin bieber is calling girls now! .. one every night ! check www.call-justinbieber.com
December 2010
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Girl leaves drab farm, becomes a fag hag, meets gay lions and men that don’t try...
– John Waters on the plot of Wizard of Oz (via exbestfriend)
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You need real people… not just *those* people. (points to computer)
– My mom
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Ned Hepburn: 2010: The Year Of Shitting On Things →
nedhepburn:
NEVER HAS SUCH A YEAR GONE BY WHERE EVERYONE EVER WAS SHITTING SO MUCH ON EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN IT.
THE KANYE ALBUM WAS GOOD. TRON WASN’T THAT BAD. MICHAEL CERA IS A NICE GUY. THE WIKILEAKS GUY HAD SOME DUBIOUS ENCOUNTER BUT IF WE’RE GONNA JUDGE SOMEONE ON THE PEOPLE THEY HAVE SEX…
ugh
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just because i stand up for myself when i feel disrespected doesn’t mean...
– My sister empowering herself via Facebook
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Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie.
(via youaintshitbitch)
Oh my god.
(via teallikethecolor)
Debating whether this is better or worse than throwing pepper in someone’s face right before climax.
(via...