May 2012
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My mom showing me her new enormous suitcase the...
Mom: You could probably fit in there.
Me: Nah, I don't think my legs would bend enough to fit in.
Mom: If you were dead they could.
Me: I'm not dead though.
Mom: Yeah, but if you were.
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neat-girl:
still so golden
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The fact that I’m only just now developing doctor “”“fantasies”“” lets me know I’m finally over my lifetime anxiety of the hospital.
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certifiedhottie:
take all the cameras away from shirtless teenage boys
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billyxransom replied to your post: I’ll never forgive myself for not kissing Henry…
i almost kissed him when he referenced spina bifida in a spoken word i saw him do a few years back. when i met him he looked me dead in the face when i told him why i applauded and made the whole hall awkward with silence. awesome.
OH MY GOD HE REFERENCED SB?!?!?!
That man couldn’t get any dreamier...
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I’ll never forgive myself for not kissing Henry Rollins 3 months ago when I had the chance.
I’ll be 80 years old in a retirement home(actually fuck my kids if they ever put me in a retirement home), lamenting my failures and that will always be the number one regret.
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billyxransom replied to your post: What happened to leave you in a wheelchair if you don’t mind me asking?
i know i always feel so weird when people come up to me and are like “so, um, i dont mean to be rude, and you dont have to answer, but like, er..” and i’m like “its called spina bifida i was born with it im gonna be fine i wont die from it” hahah.
I KNOW RIGHT and then they follow up with...
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Anonymous asked: What happened to leave you in a wheelchair if you don't mind me asking?
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neat-girl:
i think i am this lady
same
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batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
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neat-girl:
snarg:
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
i totally do tho
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How is your vocabulary so ill? Were you tight in vocabulary at your school?
– Kanye West to Fiona Apple (2005)
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