I feel like people around me always try and make me into a martyr because I never complain about my disability or anything, but it’s weird because I totally do that solely for myself and no one else LMAO
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dude mine is so boring, but here it is:
1. My huge oversized envelope of a clutch
2. Ziploc bag containing two catheters, lmao
3. Glasses and glasses case(that I never actually put my glasses in for whatever reason)
4. Scope mini toothbrushes(they blow hard)
5. Knockoff wayfarers from ASOS
6. Hand sanitizer because I don’t trust the world
7. L’Occitane Vanilla Flower hand creme(da bess ever)
8. Emergency hair tie
9. Boscia rose blotting sheets
10. Jack Black mint lip balm(also da bess)
11. Barrage of bobby pins held together by a rubber band
12. Nail file, pens, and a mini spray of YSL Parisienne
13. House key, along with an FYE card that I haven’t used in like five years because who buys music anymore and a YMCA gym membership card that expired like two years ago and I used exactly one time
14. Tiny baby Moleskin for tiny baby thoughts and notes
15. Sephora compact mirror
16. Disaster Designs wallet from ModCloth(SO CUTE)
Not pictured: white iPhone 4
My first boyfriend Justin(the one I had when I was four) came to my party last night and surprised me :3 I gave him a rose on our “first date” back in the day and he then gave me one last night. Best thing to happen to me in a while.
So my graduation party is on Saturday and we’ve hired a professional photographer for the occasion and she’s gonna do a photoshoot with me an hour or so beforehand out by a lake and I’m gonna be wearing a dress with a nature scene depicted on it and it’s gonna be hot as fuck outside and I’m so not photogenic at all so this is gonna be a really hilarious thing that’s gonna happen to me.
Thinking about what I was like a couple years ago as a youngin gallivanting on the internet and how I always totally got off on telling older dudes that I was like 14(in a “HAHAHA DON’T CHA WISH U COULD GET A PIECE OF THIS UNDERAGE ACTION TEE HEE” sort of way) anytime I talked about anything remotely sexual or “”“adult”“” and trying to be all about my premature Lolita shit.
Should have never been allowed to have a computer to myself in my bedroom with no supervision. My kids aren’t using the internet until they’re 40 because any child of mine would be lurking free cam sites by 6th grade at least and I don’t know if I’ll ever be emotionally prepared for that type of thing.
I ordered my graduation party dress(yes, this whole graduation thing is hardly over for me yet) today and I’m seriously so in raptures you’d probably think I just found out I’m having a baby if you didn’t know any better.
Because honestly?
It’s about to get SO REAL.
A strange man(I never got his name) danced seductively with me tonight for the first time and my cousin Tom gave me my first lapdance, so yeah life is going exactly how I expected.
Sometimes when I’m in a large group of people, someone will accidentally trip over me(I’m only like 4’5 and also sitting down all the time so it can be kinda hard to see me sometimes I guess) and they’ll sort of land my lap and NOT ONCE has it been a hot guy.
18 YEARS AND NO SEXY MAN IN MY LAP UNEXPECTEDLY? WHAT GOOD IS PARALYSIS FOR ANYWAY.
THIS VIDEO IS FOR KATIE
I keep rocking back and forth in this video because that’s what I do when I’m excited :3
One day, when I get stamps and become the type of person who mails things, I’m going to return this gesture and it’s going to be WILD.
