Thinking about what I was like a couple years ago as a youngin gallivanting on the internet and how I always totally got off on telling older dudes that I was like 14(in a “HAHAHA DON’T CHA WISH U COULD GET A PIECE OF THIS UNDERAGE ACTION TEE HEE” sort of way) anytime I talked about anything remotely sexual or “”“adult”“” and trying to be all about my premature Lolita shit.

Should have never been allowed to have a computer to myself in my bedroom with no supervision. My kids aren’t using the internet until they’re 40 because any child of mine would be lurking free cam sites by 6th grade at least and I don’t know if I’ll ever be emotionally prepared for that type of thing.